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If I could ever have my pick of a dream vacation, it would be to travel to Ireland and visit the homeland of my ancestors. Without a doubt, I ache to see those stony beaches and to have my hat knocked off by a sharp Irish wind. I want to have chapped cheeks, a warm heart, and a frothy beer in my hand. I just want to pay proper homage to the hardships my people have experienced in much more honorable way than the green beer and holiday Irish t shirts I am forced to do on Saint Patrick’s Day Life was much harder on immigrants than the green Irish party t shirts and beer imply. What you should really do if you’re one of the millions of people who have no actual ties to Ireland who also go out and party hardy on St. Patrick’s, is find yourself an honest-to-God Irishman or someone of Irish decent to drink with. I’m not implying you should take off your awesome Irish t-shirts and ruin your good time. All you need to do is sit down, buy the fellow a drink, and listen to the stories he has to tell. You may find a greater appreciation for the Irish common man’s struggle than ever before. What the night is really about is celebrating a people who for a long time have never been truly appreciated for the hard work they’ve done for this country of ours. Have your whiskey and your beer, but keep your thoughts towards the real reason we have this holiday. It took a strong back, a determined heart, and a true love of family to be an Irishman in years gone by. You couldn’t have gone through the humiliation and trauma these people experienced without such strong motivations and internal fortitude. It’s okay to drink and be merry in your Irish pride t shirts…but remember that this nation would have been a lot less successful without the sweat of Ireland fueling it’s growth.

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Why Funny T-Shirts?!

Are you made of stone? Were you born with some rare disorder that prevents you from laughing? Are you a Catholic priest? If you answered no to all of these questions, then you are not immune to the charming spell that comedy tee shirts cast on us all. Some people are a harder nut to crack then others, but I took it upon myself to find a humorous shirt that even the most stoic individuals cant help but laugh at. The first person I picked for Project: Awesomely Funny T-Shirts Ambush Surprise was one of the toughest, though I honestly picked her because I thought being a blood relation might help me get a pity laugh from her. Instead, I could sense that she resented me for being born in a generation that had a chance to be happynamely, anytime that isnt the Great Depression. I thought pure silliness might be the trick, so I picked a shirt that had a donkey on it saying Who Farted? This wasnt my proudest moment, but I felt it might do the trick. When I knocked on her door, she opened it and stared up at me from the seat of her hover-round scooter. I asked her to look at my shirt and she just stared at it for a long time with this twisted look on her face. She grumbled something at me and shut the door. I thought I had failed totally.  Later I came to find out this is what my grandmother looked like when she was laughing at funny shirts. The Great Depression left some deep scars, man.

My next victim was a hard choice.  I was either targeting a NRA hardcore republican or a local priest who may or may not secretly support the westboro Baptist church. Since I didnt want to risk getting burned at a stake, I decided to go after the Republican. I chose very carefully from several online sources, but finally settled on some great funny t shirts that I thought might do the trick. I knew this guy because he was the father of my ex-girlfriend, so he already hated me. I knew this was going to be a huge challenge, especially since part of my experiment demanded that I simply knock on the door and say, Look at my shirt. I had bought a few funny tee shirts just for this occasion, because I was having trouble making up my mind. I picked out a shirt that had a picture of a donkey that says, Who Farted? Comedy gold, my friends. Funny shirts have the ability to make just about anyone laugh.  I knocked on the door of an old vet and I asked him to look at my shirt, just as planned. He looked and laughed harder than anyone I have ever seen in my life.  Apparently, fart jokes are the best call when cracking hard exteriors.

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